For the love of god ladies, stop wearing skin tight yoga pants if you are fat. You are not fooling anyone by thinking since they are black, they are slimming. They are not. Wear clothing that fits, no one wants to see all of your lady bits. Yuck!
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Kick Ass Chocolate Cake
We were having my dear widowed father in-law over for dinner today. He usually brings a dessert, but I wanted to make brownies. I bought some Ghirardelli Ultimate Fudge brownie mix from the store. It was only $2.25 , and I had never tried this brand before.
I assumed it was family size, as in a 13×9 pan. Wrong, it was only 8×8. Ok, just as well, less leftovers to end up on my tush. So I mixed up the batter and put it in the oven. I happened to take a closer look at the box, and just about crapped myself. Me and my poor ass vision put a 1/2 cup of water in, the box called for a 1/4 cup. Really?? My father in-law was due over in less than an hour. Too late to run and get something else. So instead of brownies, I guess we were having cake.
Holy cow! Best dessert mess up ever! The box included chocolate icing. If you have ever had Ghirardelli chocolate, you will not be disappointed by this cake. It was super moist, dense, and super chocolately. And only being a 8×8 pan, very little leftovers. It was perfect for our four guest dinner party. I served a small slice of cake with vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. It was a big hit.
25 Tips for Never Having a Bad Hair Day Again
I came across this article when I was looking for something else on my lap top. Great tips for good hair days.
If it were up to us, everyone would have a good hair day every day. Granted, we can’t all have our own personal glam squads following us around (and for most of us, such things don’t exist), but it’d be nice to walk out our front door every day feeling like we just stepped out of a hair commercial. Alas, we can’t have perfect hair all the time, but we can make sure one thing happens: Never having a bad hair day.
Because bad hair days are the worst, we’ve pulled together 25 tips to help you never have a bad one again. Read on below!
1. Plan ahead on days when you know you need to look especially presentable. Have an interview on Tuesday morning? Wash and style your hair the night before so that you’ll only need minimal touch-ups in the morning.
2. To tame flyaways, spray a toothbrush with hairspray then gently brush your hair into place. The light application of hairspray will give you hold without it being so stiff.
3. Invest in a good shampoo and conditioner combo. Much like your foundation, good hair starts at the beginning. If you use a quality shampoo and conditioner, you’re giving yourself a head start.
4. Learn how to do a sock bun. Even on your worst hair days, concealing your hair in a sock bun will give you a finished, classy look.
5. Carry dry shampoo with you wherever you go. Keep one in your purse, one in your bathroom, one at your desk and one more wherever you spend a ton of time. Dry shampoo is like an instant root lift and shower in one.
6. Keep up with your salon appointments. Trimming your dead ends on a regular basis will keep your look consistently refreshed, meaning you’ll never have to worry about your ends making the rest of your hair look bad.
7. Know your hair type. If you’ve got oily hair, the products you use should compliment that, not make it worse. The same goes for dry hair. Be sure you’re using the correct products for a dry scalp.
8. Always use a heat protectant. Forgetting to use it once is fine, but if you’re flat ironing your hair on a regular basis with no form of protection, your hair will become fried, leading to more bad hair days than good.
9. Utilize the cool setting on your blow dryer. While heat styles hair, cool air sets it. Spending 20 minutes blow drying your hair can go to complete waste if you don’t set the blowout with colder air.
10. Consider taking biotin or fish oil supplements. Typically used when girls want their hair to grow, these supplements help bring strength and shine to your hair on a regular basis.
11. Never be without bobby pins. Some mornings when you leave your house your hair can look amazing, and then a rainstorm hits. To make sure you’re never without bobby pins, stash 10 or so in the coin purse of your wallet.
12. Know what kind of maintenance you can handle before you get a cut. Those long bobs that are everywhere now? They take some work if your hair’s natural texture doesn’t work with the cut. The lowest maintenance hair is long, layered cuts. Short hair requires styling just about every day.
13. Find a headband that goes with everything. Whether you wear mostly black, brown, white or otherwise, find a simple, plain headband that can be used to jazz up your hair on a morning when you’ve got no time and a big hair problem.
14. Learn three hairstyles you can do in under five minutes. Whether it’s twisting hair back from each temple and securing into a bun, a fishtail braid or a sleek ponytail, having go to styles in your hair arsenal will cut down on stress when your tresses just won’t behave.
15. Go for deep conditioning. It doesn’t need to be at the salon, or even very frequent, but especially if you’re heat styling your hair, a deep conditioning treatment will help keep moisture in your strands, which will keep your hair looking healthy.
16. Use product before you style your hair. If you’re curling your hair, apply mousse first. If you’re straightening it, use a balm. For blowouts, use a spray. Applying a product before you style gives the end result a way longer chance of lasting, so you can either do your hair less frequently or just rest easy knowing your hair will make it through an entire day.
17. Get yourself a good serum. If you’ve got fine hair or thick hair, look for serums specifically formulated for your type. Frizz, dryness and generally unruly hair can be tamed with serum.
18. Unless you absolutely need to, don’t wash your hair every day. Shampooing hair every day can dry out your strands and, if you’ve got color treated hair, fade your color much more quickly.
19. Get into a routine. For ladies who never have a set time to do their hair, it may always seem like a chore. But, if you know that you’ll always be doing your hair every other night of the week, you’ll be less likely to get lazy about it.
20. Research styling tools before you buy. There’s a world of difference between a good blow dryer and an awful one, and learning which is which before the purchase is key.
21. Make sure you’re going to a good hairdresser. If you’re wasting your money on a bad cut, you’ll also be wasting your time on trying to style it so that it looks good.
22. Try a DIY hair mask at home to put some shine and hydration into your strands. For a fraction of the cost of a salon, you can treat your tresses to some major TLC.
23. Drink tons of water. Hydration starts at the inside out, and keeping your body hydrated will help your hair stay healthy.
24. Use a wide-tooth comb when hair is wet and a brush when hair is dry. Brushing wet hair causes major breakage, which can leave your hair looking dry and unhealthy.
25. Try texturizing spray. Textured hair (or dirty hair) is much easier to work with because it holds style better. On days when your hair needs to be put in a braid, bun or ponytail, the style will hold all day long if you use a spray first.
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Traveling with men-a must have
Can I just say that I wish I had invented this product? It’s Fresh Drop Bathroom Odor Preventor. OMG! A lifesaver when you are traveling. I just got back from vacation, and the bathroom didn’t have a fan (which is unusual). I put this little gem next to the toilet and reminded both my husband and son to use it before going number two.
When you are sharing a hotel room, a little stink can go a long way. This wondamus product will prevent the most vile emptying of the bowels not to kill you or your traveling companions. Really, there have been times before I found Fresh Drop that I would literally gag after the hubby or son took a big one.
Actually it’s not a bad idea to carry a bottle with you. You never know when that awkward moment might hit, and you don’t want to die of embarrassment. Stacy’s travel tip for the day. You are welcome world.
http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Drop-Bathroom-Odor-Preventor/dp/B0038NNEKE
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