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Um, that’s not hair conditioner honey

Feb1

My husband has been having some dry hair issues lately, so he’s been trying some of my hair products.  Since I have a beauty supply store under my sink, he has quite an assortment to choose from.

jergensnaturalglowjpg-1326534be85dfe9f_medium 1-31-15When I was taking a shower today I noticed some Jergen’s Natural Glow self-tanner in the shower.  I’m like WTF!?!?!? Apparently hubby just saw the word moisturizer and thought it was ok to use. I got a good early morning chuckle out of that one.

Really dog of mine, really????

Jan28

I’m lounging here on the couch, minding my own business, and the dog proceeds to piss on the curtains. Just a few feet away from where I am sitting. I saw him nosing around and told him to scram.  I guess he showed me. Little f*%ker!!!!!!!

Thank god for Nature’s Miracle!  If you have a pet, you gotta try this stuff! It really works for pet accidents.012

 

My dog has OCD!

Jan26

My dog Teddy has OCD!  When I told our vet he was eating material, she said he was a little OCD. WTF!?!?!?!?!? We’ve had him for five years, and love him to pieces, but he eats fabric.  Not so much just chewing, but actually eating the material.  He has chewed holes in our bedding, destroyed his dog bed and makes his dog blankets look like Swiss cheese.  The little stink chews holes in our blanket while he’s sleeping with us. He doesn’t seem like he’s nervous and is a total cuddle bug.  He was a rescue so we don’t know what kind of a situation he came from. Jesus, you would think after five years he would chill.

 

He’s so darn cute I just can’t be mad at him.  Besides he hasn’t chewed up any of my shoes, yet.

 

 

Teddy 1-25-14

New dog bed, for other dog. Teddy ate his last bed.

 

 

 

Look at the face, how can you not just smother him with kisses? I’m such a sucker.  Big sigh.