Seriously, we here in San Diego have our own winter-related problems. It has been uncomfortably hot, for one thing. I almost had to turn the air conditioner on yesterday. And not a fun hot. No, the dry Santa Ana winds have been blowing. It is so dry that any time you touch anything metal you get a little shock. I hate that. And my nasal passages are so dry that I blew blood into a Kleenex. So get over it already.

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