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Archive | 2015
Ominous For Gender Equality
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Area Man Loses Both Rental Car Keys Because Theyâre Fucking Attached
Man, I hate when that happens LOL
ATLANTA, GAâDuring a recent business trip, area man Kevin Simmons lost both sets of keys to this rental car because the keys were fucking attached to each other. âThey gave me two sets of keys to my car, but for some goddamned reason, there was a metal ring permanently joining them together. So, when I misplaced one, I sure as hell misplaced the other,â said a disgruntled Mr. Simmons to reporters. Sources confirmed that Avis did indeed give Mr. Simmons two sets of keys to his Toyota Camry, which would provide him an extra set should he accidently lose one. However, reporters were unable to identify any logical fucking reason why Avis would fucking attach them to each other, for Chrissake. âIf theyâre going to attach them to each other, wouldnât it be smarter to just give me one set of keys and keep the other at the agencyâŚ
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So NBC’s Brian Williams got suspended for six months without pay.
I Â have to say I like Brian Williams, but did he really think he could lie about events that never happened? Come on, we all lie about stuff, but most of us are not making a boatload of money to deliver the national news.
Maybe we can get NBC to start suspending all of these politicians that lie on a regular basis. Now that would be sweet.
You know what I like best about blogging?
It’s keeping me off Facebook, and not sharing hundreds of lost dog photos with my friends! Besides my FB friends aren’t posting make up reviews. I mean come on!
Beauty Army subscription-Review
This was a mistake, which I quickly cancelled. The cost is $12 per month. You do get to select what samples you get, but they are small and maybe one or two uses. I was doing research on beauty box subscriptions, and Beauty Army seemed like a good value.
It did come right away, and I was immediately disappointed. I did get some LâOreal eye cream and a tube of brightening serum. I got several hair products. Barely worth $12 in my opinion.
I don’t wanna join your circus.
Me either.
Not Monday again…!
Physicians Formula Touch of Glow Nude Wear Foundation-Review
This foundation is brand new and I love it. Iâm always on the lookout for a great foundation. Iâve been nursing a sample of Clinique Even Better liquid, only wearing it on special occasions because I didnât want to fork over $27 for foundation. The new Physicians Formula Nude Wear is better than the Clinique Even Better and only costs $14.99 at Ulta. There was a buy one get one 50% off sale and I used my rewards points along with an Ulta coupon and only paid $8.69.
Itâs one ounce and comes with a quality brush to apply. I got Light and the color matches perfectly with my fair complexion. The coverage is light but covers well. It imparts a dewy glow that my mature skin loves. I used a little loose powder on my cheeks, and I was good to go. You only use one drop on the brush and it easily covers your entire face. The label says âweightless fluid foundation dresses skin in an illuminating veil of radiance delivering just the right amount of coverage, while remaining virtually undetectable on the skinâ True, true and more true.
The foundation does not have an SPF, which is surprising for Physicians Formula. But I always wear a 30 SPF in my moisturizer anyway.
If you are looking for a great high end type liquid foundation, the Nude Wear Touch of Glow will be your skinâs new best friend.
http://www.ulta.com/ulta/browse/productDetail.jsp?productId=xlsImpprod11861033
Will a dent come out of your head???
About two months ago I dented my forehead. I was in a hurry and whacked my head on my car door. I do believe I saw some stars, and it hurt like a mother effer. Surprisingly it didnât bleed, and I thought for sure I would have a gusher on my hands. No bump just a small bruise for a few days and a red line.
I didnât notice the dent until I saw a photo of myself recently. I wear glasses and have really poor vision. But jesus, a dent in my head??? It looks like someone pressed their finger down and it stayed that way. I look like I got into a bar fight, and got the crap beat out of me. I know scars add character, but I do believe I have filled my quotient.
Should I be worried? Iâve never had a dent before. Is this what it truly means to be old?? Hell, Iâm only 56, and was dent free prior to this. Sure I have some pox marks on my forehead from when I had chicken pox as a kid, but I wear bangs so you really canât see them. But this dent is huge. WTF!?!?!?!
If anyone knows of how I can get rid of it, please let me know. Maybe I could try some Silly Putty as filler. 
 Do they make flesh colored spackle?
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