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Note to self-don’t use old Chapstick!

I dropped a piece of jewelry on the floor, and when I bent down to pick it up, I found some Chapstick under my dresser.  God knows how long it was under there for.  Like the doofus that I am, I used some.  Bad idea. Now I have some funky bumps on my lips. That’s almost like picking up food off the floor and eating it. You know the old 5 second rule. One would think by middle age you wouldn’t do stupid crap like that.  I guess not.Chapped lips 5-23-15