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Update-e.l.f. High Definition Undereye Setting Powder

Nov30

ELF Undereye Setting Powder Packging

Update-I used a better brush today, and the results are amazing!  The lines are blurred and not cakey at all.   I’ve had this on since 7 am, it’s now noon, and my under eye area looks great!  Never under estimate the power of a good brush!

Whose says $3.00 won’t get you anything these days?  I just bought this powder yesterday at http://www.target.com/p/e-l-f-high-definition-undereye-setting-powder/-/A-14795896#prodSlot=medium_1_4&term=elf+under+eye+powder, and it’s awesome.  It works great to set your concealer.  I just started using Becca Under Eye Brightening Corrector along with Bye Bye Under Eye Anti-aging concealer by IT, (which I purchased from http://www.ulta.com) and this e.l.f. setting powder is a nice finishing touch.  It’s a finely milled whitish powder that blends well. I have some serious under eye line action going on, and this helps to blur everything out.  While you can still see my lines, my dark circles are gone, and I can live with that!

The brush that comes with it is a joke, but for $3 bucks, who cares! Just use a small fluffy brush to apply. Now it doesn’t completely hide my lines, I have too many! Plus I wear glasses so that helps to hide them as well.  Now if I could just blur out all the other wrinkles on my face, oh wait, I really don’t have too many. That my friends is from using a daily sunscreen for the last 30 years. Sure, you can get procedures done to help look younger, but I would rather have more money in my pocket.

 

Me and Matt Damon

Oct20

So I went and saw “The Martian” film this weekend starring Matt Damon.  I’ve been a big fan of his ever since Good Will Hunting.

Anywho, I was having a lovely dream about Mr. Damon last night, and right before things got interesting, I was bolted awake by the sound of my dog puking. Damn you dog all to hell! I was THIS close to doing the horizontal bop with handsome Matt Damon, and you woke me the hell up!

I can usually go back to sleep and pick up where I left off in my dream. It was not to be, the alarm went off next. DAMN! I hit the snooze button, I’m coming back for you Matt, please don’t start without me. I was THIS close to making beautiful Matt Damon Matt Damonbabies. THIS close I tell you. Damn alarm went off AGAIN. Oh crap! I guess that ain’t happening. Meh!

#mattdamon

Middle age and frizzy hair WTF!?!?!?!??!

Oct7

Why is it when you get older as a woman your hair gets frizzy? I’ve been in menopause for six years, and my hair just keeps going down hill. I mean I have naturally curly, fine hair, which blows in of itself, but this frizzy crap has got to go. I try to straighten it the best I can, which is ok, until I go outside.  I use to have pretty decent hair, now I feel like I should be staying up all night buying tons of crap I don’t need from QVC.

It’s depressing. Why just on Monday of this week, my hair was so smooth that the hair combs I had in were almost falling out. When I woke up on Tuesday morning, I looked like Albert Einstein! I swear it looked like a rat had crawled in bed with me and made a nest on my head! I’m trying everything I can short of shaving my head (which ain’t happening) to control this wiry mess. I recently bought some extensions, both curly and straight. The color was perfect, but my hair just doesn’t blend with them because of the frizz. I have a bathroom closet full of so many failed styling products. I was using John Frieda’s 3 Day Straight, which use to work really well, now not so much. I’ve done research up the ying yang trying to get some relief.  I guess I’m lucky my hair looks good up.

I swear my hair looks like three squirrels are having a menage a trois on my head.  If anyone can recommend any good products, I would be eternally grateful.Frizzy hair 10-7-15

On the upside, it’s a good thing I don’t smoke, as my hair is truly a fire hazard, and it lookAlbert Einstein 10-7-15s better than Donald Trump’s!

Yoga pants fail

Oct3

For the love of god ladies, stop wearing skin tight yoga pants if you are fat.  You are not fooling anyone by thinking since they are black, they are slimming. They are not.  Wear clothing that fits, no one wants to see all of your lady bits. Yuck!Yoga pants fail 10-3-15

Traveling with men-a must have

Aug31

Can I just say that I wish I had invented this product? It’s Fresh Drop Bathroom Odor Preventor. OMG! A lifesaver when you are traveling. I just got back from vacation, and the bathroom didn’t have a fan (which is unusual).  I put this little gem next to the toilet and reminded both my husband and son to use it before going number two.

When you are sharing a hotel room, a little stink can go a long way.  This wondamus product will prevent the most vile emptying of the bowels not to kill you or your traveling companions.  Really, there have been times before I found Fresh Drop that I would literally gag after the hubby or son took a big one.

Actually it’s not a bad idea to carry a bottle with you.  You never know when that awkward moment might hit, and you don’t want to die of embarrassment.  Stacy’s travel tip for the day. You are welcome world.

http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Drop-Bathroom-Odor-Preventor/dp/B0038NNEKEFresh Drop 8-31-15

You Know it’s Really Hot When……………………………………….

Jul17

You go to a baseball game with your co-workers and it’s 90 degrees out.  You finally decide to go to the bathroom after three beers, and to your horror, your crotchal  region ( I know that’s not a word) is soaked! I mean it looks like I pissed myself.  I was wearing chambray shorts, and not only was my crotch drenched, but myPeed soaked shorts 7-17-15 booty as well!  Good thing for me all my co-workers were drunk! Yikes!