I’m lounging here on the couch, minding my own business, and the dog proceeds to piss on the curtains. Just a few feet away from where I am sitting. I saw him nosing around and told him to scram. I guess he showed me. Little f*%ker!!!!!!!
Thank god for Nature’s Miracle! If you have a pet, you gotta try this stuff! It really works for pet accidents.
cornfedcontessa 
Has he been snipped? Was it full pee or marking his territory?
He’s been snipped. Both of our dogs freak out whenever anyone walks by, as they have a great vantage point from the top of the couch, which is in front of a huge window. I just chalk it up to them being chi’s and spasmonkeys!
Makes sense