As a middle aged woman, I’ve been watching my weight pretty much my whole life. I recently came across a journal from when I was in high school. I’ve been keeping track of my measurements forever. Well I found some measurements from when I was a senior, which was a bazillion years ago. Anywho, I now weigh at least 50 pounds more than I did when I was that age, but my thighs are the same size. How is that even possible??? Of course everything else got bigger, but apparently not my legs. My “girls” grew quite a bit since then, but jesus, it’s not like they are stripper size or anything. I was telling some of my friends about it and one of the gals asked what I did for exercise. I walk about 15 miles a week on a treadmill. She said that was it, well why isn’t everything else smaller?? Damn you to hell menopause!
Archive | February 2015
The Benefits of Argan Oil ~ Plus Giveaway!
Great article on Argan oil. Lots of good information. Thanks Victoria 🙂
Argan Oil. To use or not to use 
…But I have oily skin, why would I add MORE oil to an already slick face? Will it clog my pores? What are the benefits? Let’s get educated on the subject shale we…
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THE BOY
Ok, that picture is creepier than shit! I may have nightmares!
The Boy should make one helluvah Joker.
After all he began his career with matricide.
Of course I don’t believe for a second that his mom was his first rodeo. To be a kid like that you gotta practice first. He wore out a few saddles before he got around to her.
Of course if anybody in Gotham had any sense at all they’d kill him right now.
Random Funny
DIY: Kate Spade Glitter Earrings.
Complaining Fools
There are people that do nothing but complain. I wonder if they realize it pushes others away.
Ipsy February 2015 Glam Bag Review
I’ve been an Ipsy subscriber for over two years now. This glam bag was somewhat of a disappointment. Here is what I got this month:
City Color Creamy Lip Stain in Flirtini-full size-$4.99
China Glaze nail polish in Marry A Millionaire-full size-$9.99
Model Co. Blush Cheek color in Peach Bellini-full size-$22
Glam Glow Brightmud Eye Treatment-2 samples-$11.50
First Love Roll on Perfume Oil-.29 oz.-$10
The value was $58.48 well over the $10 I paid. The lip color is blah pink that did nothing for me. The China Glaze polish in Marry A Millionaire is a fun purple, silver and aqua glitter. The Model Co. blush in Peach Bellini is a peachy color that will be very versatile.
First Love Roll on perfume oil was okay, I was not crazy about the scent. It smelled very old lady like. I’m anxious to try the Glam Glow Brightmud Eye treatment, well maybe not after I read some reviews online. Some say it burns your eyes.
Overall, I’m only keeping the blush and polish, the rest are going in the stash I’m saving to send my 18 year old niece.
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Oh for cryin’ out loud… stop whining about the snow… nobody made you live where you have to dig your car out from under a mountain of frozen water…
Science is so scary. If Jesus isn’t involved then it must not be true. 😉
Seriously, we here in San Diego have our own winter-related problems. It has been uncomfortably hot, for one thing. I almost had to turn the air conditioner on yesterday. And not a fun hot. No, the dry Santa Ana winds have been blowing. It is so dry that any time you touch anything metal you get a little shock. I hate that. And my nasal passages are so dry that I blew blood into a Kleenex. So get over it already.
***DISCLAIMER***
This piece was meant to be read in a mildly sarcastic tone and was intended to be humorous. The creators of this blog… (the crack squirrels that inhabit my cranium)… are in no way minimizing or making light of any snow-related misfortunes that might befall you. If you have an issue with this piece, please refer all hate mail and death threats to;
Climate change deniers, especially the ones in positions…
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Ominous For Gender Equality
Ha Ha!
Area Man Loses Both Rental Car Keys Because They’re Fucking Attached
Man, I hate when that happens LOL
ATLANTA, GA—During a recent business trip, area man Kevin Simmons lost both sets of keys to this rental car because the keys were fucking attached to each other. “They gave me two sets of keys to my car, but for some goddamned reason, there was a metal ring permanently joining them together. So, when I misplaced one, I sure as hell misplaced the other,” said a disgruntled Mr. Simmons to reporters. Sources confirmed that Avis did indeed give Mr. Simmons two sets of keys to his Toyota Camry, which would provide him an extra set should he accidently lose one. However, reporters were unable to identify any logical fucking reason why Avis would fucking attach them to each other, for Chrissake. “If they’re going to attach them to each other, wouldn’t it be smarter to just give me one set of keys and keep the other at the agency…
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