Archive | March 2016

Donald Trump=OMG

trum-orangutanWhere do I begin?  Donald Trump is a moronic, egotistical monster. He’s an embarrassment to the United States.  I can only wonder what people around the world think of my country.

He never will be a reflection of what most Americans believe.  He’s a spoiled school yard bully, who cries when he doesn’t get his own way.

Just yesterday he said that any woman who gets an abortion should be punished, he didn’t know how, but they should be punished. Then he tried to back pedal from his statement.

I’m more qualified to run this country, than this idiot, and I’m just an educated, intelligent, female accountant from Wisconsin. Oh wait,  Donald loves the “poorly educated”. Never mind.

I can’t wait for the clown car he’s riding in to just go careening off the nearest cliff!

America deserves better than this.

Please help Harley!

National Mill Dog Rescue
After 10 years of abuse living in a small cage, Harley was rescued and spent the next 5 years as a spokes-dog, educating millions of people about the mistreatment of dogs in puppy mills. As a mascot for National Mill Dog Rescue, Harley helped save thousands of suffering dogs. He passed away on March 20, 2016 leaving a legacy of hope for a better future for mans best friend.

Please vote for Harley, every day.  If he wins, his image will go on Frontier Airlines to help spread the word about puppy mills.


Thank you!Harley

Menopause: We need to talk

Christie BrinkleyWe’ve been seeing each other for seven years now.  I think it’s time for you to go, I mean really, get the hell out of my life.  I could have easily dealt with having a period for the rest of my life.  It only would be for a few days a month anyway.  All of the changes you have put me through, just drop freaking dead!

The changes you have made to my body are unforgiveable.  I use to have the wonderful ten inch waist to hip ratio. That is where your hips are ten inches larger than your waist.  I use to have an hour glass figure.  Now it’s more like an apple.

I exercise five days a week, for almost an hour each time.  Do you think it makes much of a difference?  Um no.  I use to have some muscle tone, now I have the dreaded old person wrinkly skin. Thank god, I live in a cold climate and I can be covered up most of the time.

Forget about doing hormone replacement, too dangerous given my family history.  I don’t have hot flashes anymore, but sleeping without taking meds, ain’t happening.  The meds I take to sleep will probably make me lose my mind. Great!

People say, but you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant now.  I didn’t worry before, because I was on birth control for years.  I only went off of it because my doctor made me.

The good thing about puberty is you know when it’s over.  So far I haven’t gotten an end date for this menopause crap.   Nobody likes to talk about it.  You men don’t know how easy you have it.  You might have to deal with a little erectile dysfunction or baldness.  Hell, you just take a little pill and shave your head. Oh, then get yourself a much younger woman.

As I sit here looking at a 62 year old Christie Brinkley on the cover of the magazine telling me about her “young-forever diet”, I pretty much want to puke.  She looks amazing at 62, but she was also a former super model.  She has amazing hair, which she admits to using hair extensions.  Yeah, I tried hair extensions, unfortunately you could tell.  Lucky for me I have a great collection of baseball caps.

The good thing about menopause?? I don’t have a flipping clue, but if you know please clue me in.