STOP POSTING OH SO MANY SELFIES OF YOURSELVES WEARING VERY LITTLE!

We get it! You have a tremendously good body…..well done! You did the bare minimum to obtain that great body of yours, by the way. Your genetics played about 95 percent of that game, 5 percent is down to what you eat and how many hours of jumping-jacks you’ve done, to the vast annoyance of everyone who lives in your house.

There are only two possible reasons as to why you would post so many selfies of yourselves – –

1. You are genuinely proud of your body, that’s okay I suppose, but there must be a limit, and most selfie-posters I’m afraid have surely gone WAY beyond that limit.

or

2. You feel the need to validate your own existence, because things in your life aren’t working out as well as you’d like (this is a bit too…