Archive | June 2015

Uh Oh!

Ha Ha!

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Mrs. Smith complained to her doctor that her husband had lost all interest in sex.  The doctor gave her an experimental pill, instructing her to crush it in his drink when they had dinner.  When she came back the next time. He asked her how it worked.

“Oh just great!  Before we even finished dinner, he swept all the dishes off the table breaking them, ripped my clothes off, and ravished me right there on the table.  It was amazing!”

“Oh no!” said the doctor.  “That’s way too strong.  The foundation will pay all the damages!”

“Don’t bother.” said Mrs. Smith.  “We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”

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Joke

Ha Ha!

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.

walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, “God,

there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?”.

God replied, “Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell.”

St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling “God, God, they’re gone, they’re gone!”

“Who, the New Yorkers?”.

“No, the Pearly Gates.”

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Why I Succeed

A Momma's View

I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. – Michael Jordan

Source: feelgrafix.com

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A Bloggers Frustration: Quick Feedback

This is so true. I follow several beauty bloggers where I can’t easily comment. I just read and move on. Great post Tony!

The Tony Burgess Blog

It is frustrating when you visit a blog where you can’t like the post or leave feedback easily. Blogging on a network like WordPress or Tumblr gives you a sense of connection and community that is hard to do with some platforms and self hosted blogs. I think you can install the WordPress jetpack to connect it with WordPress.com or another service like Disqus where you can plug in a commenting app to your blog.

Perhaps this is a silly first world problem but you know I am kind of digitally lazy like that. However giving the reader the opportunity for instant feedback can give your blog a better feel of interactiveness.

Comments and likes are feedback which is the life blood of many blogs and their writers. They need it to help guide their posts and writings. So a quick feedback is better than nothing at all. So I…

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