Me either! But I always knew she was amazing!
Mrs. Smith complained to her doctor that her husband had lost all interest in sex. The doctor gave her an experimental pill, instructing her to crush it in his drink when they had dinner. When she came back the next time. He asked her how it worked.
“Oh just great! Before we even finished dinner, he swept all the dishes off the table breaking them, ripped my clothes off, and ravished me right there on the table. It was amazing!”
“Oh no!” said the doctor. “That’s way too strong. The foundation will pay all the damages!”
“Don’t bother.” said Mrs. Smith. “We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”