Things Jesus Shoulda Said — The Arm Chair Pontificator

1.) Come near me with that cross and nails and I’ll turn all of you motherf**kers into newts. 2.) Hey, Judas! You’re goin’ to Hell, and I literally mean, like, right now. You pr*ck. 3.) I ordered this steak RARE!!! For My Own sake, if this is gonna be my last meal, I want it […]

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14 thoughts on “Things Jesus Shoulda Said — The Arm Chair Pontificator

  1. Won’t let me comment on your site inspired (it’s my stupid wp app on my nook) but hilariousssss I’m pagan but the hubbs is agnostic. I admit, seeing someone proclaim they believe in Jesus makes me wanna gag! 💖💖💖💖

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