Man Bun- please just go away

I met with a young fellow at my gym this weekend.  He was trying to sell me on personal training, but all I could see was his horrible man bun. First off, what’s up with the shaved sides, and bun on top?  What kind of look are you going for anyway. Do you ever wear your hair down?  I’m guessing it’s a stringy mess. I somewhat get the man bun, if your hair is all one length, still looks stupid to me, but I’m old, so what do I know.


On the subject of me being old, I’m definitely not blind.  I have seen this hideous man bun all over the place. But I have as yet to see a good looking man attached to said bun.  Are you hoping to ever get laid?  Cuz, I’ve asked  a lot of women what they think of the man bun.  100% of those polled said it looks stupid. (ok, I asked my co-workers, but I digress).

Are you suppose to grab a hold of the man bun during sex? I can’t even imagine that scenario. “oh babe, stop, the three remaining strands of hair on my head might fall out.”

You know in North Korea, there are sanctioned hair cuts for men. They are all variations of one style.  Their fearless leader has the best cut of all. Long hair is not allowed on men in North Korea. Dang, guess I’ll have to cross that off of my bucket list of places to visit.


There is even a clip on man bun, I’m pretty sure it’s a joke though. Dude, if you have to have a clip on man bun, I would forget about ever having sex.


Let’s hear it for the clean shaven, short haired men I so love to look at. Okay, his hair isn’t that short, but look at the body! Hot damn!


62 thoughts on “Man Bun- please just go away

  1. Men talk about penis envy but the truth is it’s all ponytail envy on their part. What woman in her right mind would want one of those weird little things dangling out in front. But clearly men want ponytails. And those who can’t really grow a good one go for the man bun. It’s sad, really.

  2. These hairdos are indeed so unattractive. So many soccer players in Europe wear them, so kids think they’re cool and teenage girls fall for the “it’s fashionable” trap!

  3. Pony tails on guys were bad enough (remember a sketch on Only Fools and Horses when Rodders was trying to impress Cassandra, discarded his and then killed it because she thought it was a ‘rat’?). I worked with a guy whose hair almost reached his backside but it was always clean. The bald head and pony tail dangle has me in fits, but the man bun? Maybe it’s not a bun at all but somewhere to stick the latest iphone attachment.

  4. Omg, just laughed out loud at Dunkin D’s,,,,love this blog and I DVRd that horrid movie (ok,i watched it one) but I’ve got that scene with that hot man,,Dang right?

  5. Dude, I am cracking up. I hate the man bun but I’m old too. I would just keep my hands away from the hair, if I’m ever in a sexual situation with a man and his bun. I’m hanging on to my belief that it will be in and out as quick as the box cut in the late 80s 😂.

  6. I rock my man bun….!! For me, it’s about the Viking look. I suppose I might be half part caveman too. The girls are loving it in Atlantic Canada.

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