I met with a young fellow at my gym this weekend. He was trying to sell me on personal training, but all I could see was his horrible man bun. First off, what’s up with the shaved sides, and bun on top? What kind of look are you going for anyway. Do you ever wear your hair down? I’m guessing it’s a stringy mess. I somewhat get the man bun, if your hair is all one length, still looks stupid to me, but I’m old, so what do I know.
On the subject of me being old, I’m definitely not blind. I have seen this hideous man bun all over the place. But I have as yet to see a good looking man attached to said bun. Are you hoping to ever get laid? Cuz, I’ve asked a lot of women what they think of the man bun. 100% of those polled said it looks stupid. (ok, I asked my co-workers, but I digress).
Are you suppose to grab a hold of the man bun during sex? I can’t even imagine that scenario. “oh babe, stop, the three remaining strands of hair on my head might fall out.”
You know in North Korea, there are sanctioned hair cuts for men. They are all variations of one style. Their fearless leader has the best cut of all. Long hair is not allowed on men in North Korea. Dang, guess I’ll have to cross that off of my bucket list of places to visit.
There is even a clip on man bun, I’m pretty sure it’s a joke though. Dude, if you have to have a clip on man bun, I would forget about ever having sex.
Let’s hear it for the clean shaven, short haired men I so love to look at. Okay, his hair isn’t that short, but look at the body! Hot damn!
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Men talk about penis envy but the truth is it’s all ponytail envy on their part. What woman in her right mind would want one of those weird little things dangling out in front. But clearly men want ponytails. And those who can’t really grow a good one go for the man bun. It’s sad, really.
I know right? Thanks for stopping by.
I’ve seen exactly one man who looked good with one. He was insanely good looking though and could have made wearing a turd on his head look good. Lol. I agree, it should go.
I’m guessing he was one in a million! Thanks for stopping by.
I say build a wall around man buns!
Now that is a plan I can get behind! Thanks for stopping by.
Can we also do something about the soul patch?
No kidding, especially when you see them on older men who are trying to look young. Very sad. I’m like dude, take that electrical tape off your chin! LOL!
I’m buying the clip on man bun.
Freaking hilarious!
So, are planning to never get laid again??? LOL! You might as well get a murse (man purse) and call it a day! Ha!
Lol. I will defy anti-man bun culture. I will get laid despite the bun!
Alcohol will help with that! LOL!
This is really funny. I like the guy with natural hair! He is fit alright!
I’m glad you enjoyed my joke, especially Mr. Hemsworth.
I like humor, I like hearing jokes and am intrigued by the punch lines, but I don’t know how to tell jokes. I appreciate people who could!!!
Thanks! I’ve been doing it for years.
I’ll make sure to read them!!!
I’m usually good for a few a week.
I’m getting your posts, so I’ll read them for sure!
Thanks!
You’re welcome!
These hairdos are indeed so unattractive. So many soccer players in Europe wear them, so kids think they’re cool and teenage girls fall for the “it’s fashionable” trap!
Really??? I forgot how big soccer is in Europe. Do the soccer players wear these off the field?
No idea, I don’t go around with any 🙂 There are a variety of cuts, including a number of extreme “Mohawk” crests with obviously died-blonde hair…
Wow! I guess I need to get up to speed on my Euro soccer haircuts!
I also don’t get the point of man bun. It looks so stupid. 🙂
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Is it safe to say it’s a woman repeller?
Oh yes. It is not a good look for a man.
I’m guessing most men have not gotten that memo!
Pony tails on guys were bad enough (remember a sketch on Only Fools and Horses when Rodders was trying to impress Cassandra, discarded his and then killed it because she thought it was a ‘rat’?). I worked with a guy whose hair almost reached his backside but it was always clean. The bald head and pony tail dangle has me in fits, but the man bun? Maybe it’s not a bun at all but somewhere to stick the latest iphone attachment.
I’m not familiar with that show. They are hideous that’s for sure.
Only Fools and Horses is a UK comedy classic 1981 – 2003 starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst.
Omg, just laughed out loud at Dunkin D’s,,,,love this blog and I DVRd that horrid movie (ok,i watched it one) but I’ve got that scene with that hot man,,Dang right?
Thanks. Glad to enhance your Dunkin Donut experience. The movie was silly, but his body is insane!
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I don’t wear my hair for approval of men so I suppose men can choose to wear their hair however they like it. 😉
So very true, but if they are trying to attract women, I think they are failing miserable.
Amen on that! I don’t get them at all!!
I’m guessing most men don’t either. Why would they want to look so stupid anyway?? Thanks for stopping by.
I’m just glad I don’t have to worry about my bf growing one he’s just as confused about them ha 😂 great blog 😊
Ha Ha! Thanks!
Dude, I am cracking up. I hate the man bun but I’m old too. I would just keep my hands away from the hair, if I’m ever in a sexual situation with a man and his bun. I’m hanging on to my belief that it will be in and out as quick as the box cut in the late 80s 😂.
Glad I could make you laugh! I’m happily married, so I don’t see any man buns in my immediate future. Well, unless it’s attached to Chris Hemsworth!
I’m happily married too but your last pic in the post made me say that. Lol. Also it’s not realistic to think a second husband would look like that anyway.
So very true, unless I were to become insanely wealthy, then maybe, just maybe! LOL!
Hey if anything happened with my marriage (which would be totally unexpected and tragic) the second one would have to be a multi- millionaire. I suppose if I was rich, I could buy a hottie, who knows. Lol
Rich guys don’t want middle aged women, I would have to buy myself a little stud muffin! LOL!
Chris Hemsworth is very easy on the eye – but that movie was SO bad !
I know, but he made it so worth while. LOL!
Yeah 🙂
Lol, this is funny… Man bun? I say noooooooooo.
Thanks! They bug the crap out of me. Thanks for stopping by.
Lol…. You’re welcome
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Same to you!
Perhaps this is no longer an issue but I just heard this today. I think you will really enjoy it. (Hopefully it works in your area.)
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thedebaters/the-man-bun-is-here-to-stay-1.3950393?autoplay=true
It was no longer available, thanks anyway.
Weird. I just heard it today.
Okay, hopefully this will work. I got the file and saved it to my drop box. It’s right near the start. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54408078/17%20The%20Debaters_%20Man%20Bun%20and%20Friends%20vs%20Family%20%28Season%2010%20Episode%2029%29.m4a
Thanks!
I rock my man bun….!! For me, it’s about the Viking look. I suppose I might be half part caveman too. The girls are loving it in Atlantic Canada.
Too funny!